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[Sudoku Omega]

Solid game...

This was not a bad stab at the tried and true platform of sudoku. The problems created though, by it's design are really it's only fall back. The color grid is hard to read because they darken after being filled and the fancy font used was not easy to read either. The two major points to focus on when making a NUMBER BASED GAME, is legibility and simplicity in design. Both marks were missed in this game.

Deso responds:

I see...

[Alkie Kong 2]

Great game

Smooth animation blended with a great concept for this side scroller. The music was nice too,very fitting for the game itself.

PsychoGoldfish responds:

Smoother than a 40 oz bottle of Brew-Co Malt Liquor wut wut

[Cereal KIllers Series 1]

lol

Very reminiscent of the Garbage Pail Kids.

Pretty cool though, and well done, can't wait to see more.

Dapper-Dan responds:

That's the best compliment I've had on these. GPKs were awesome cards. Thanks!

[Action Script - V1]

ActionScript

Learn how to use it before you upload a flash about AS.

Examples:

Clicked "MC run from mouse" it went to how to make a button invisible.
* Clicked back in same area, it went to the Pre-loader screen.

Clicked "MC jumps" it went to MC runs away.
* Clicked back in same area, it went to the Pre-loader screen.

Clicked "Invisible Button" it went to Follows mouse.
* Clicked back in same area, it went to the Pre-loader screen.

"Follows Mouse" is the only menu item that worked right.

WORST TUTORIAL EVER.

threesecondmaniac responds:

Sorry, ill fix them, ASAP.

[Hit Santa!]

Cool...

but it needs work.

Plus that god damn music was annoying as hell. As for the graphics, you could have done something better than just a red circle saying "owned."

Interesting though, I gave it a 4 for score.

AnonymousFlash responds:

thanks well its not really spost to have 'perfect' graphics. its just a simple little holiday flash game to get people in the mood for the upcoming holidays! but thanks

[Christmas Tree Decorator]

Not bad.....

at all for a Christmas game.

Now go make a Hanukkah & Kwanzaa game, before you insult anyone.....

>_<

Keep up the good work.

faye-smith responds:

lol, thanks... I would but no offense, I don't know anything about Hanukkah or any other religious holidays sorry
I am but a simple person that celebrates birthdays and christmas :)

[Extreme Farm Sim]

LOL

Now that.....was fun.

Good job on the game, but the movement locks up, you can still jump and move, but sometimes the arrow keys left & right, do not respond at all.

May I suggest adding more to the game, like power-ups, and different enemies? The actions goes by too fast for one extra UFO per level. One per two levels would make it a little more easy to play longer.

HotBabyBryan responds:

we wanted it so you toggle when you're aiming. Maybe it wasnt such a great idea, but we'll definately considder all of your suggestions if we decide to make a second one.

[snake v1.1]

Needs a lot of work, but a good job so far.

I gave this a 5, so don't misunderstand what I'm about to say, or how I judged it.

First off, you could have made the graphics better, by adding a better background, or making it switch when you get longer. Plus making the "snake" just a square was just ugly.

You also need to check your code again, because the block appeared outside of the level, and I could not continue unless I died.

Making the snake go slower would also be a dramatic improvement, because I could not even get it to turn around, and go along side itself.

A sound loop would have made this a better game as well.

orbx1 responds:

Thanks alot for all the tips/suggestions, i will take them all into account while making the next version.
-orbx

[Mech Designer 1]

Interesting

Good idea you have here, And I do have to say something about your internet stalker, who obviously has no life. She Defined & proved that she/he (probably he, with a little dick) IS jaded. What a hypocrite! Ok, So I'm not gonna go on about that. I just felt obligated to express my opinion on something that made me laugh.

When are you gonna come out with more?

TehKommunist responds:

Thanks for realising and proving that he/she needs to grow up.

Gundam NT is perfect in every dimension I wanted so I am going to just stop there, although I am glad that this movie has stirred up alot of different opinions.

Thanks for the review.

[_ULTIMATE TUTORIAL_]

Pretty goof factoids

But I gotta point out, you missed a level for your ranking display: Portal Security 26 Levels, not 25.

GAMECUBICLE responds:

.... I counted them.... and there are 26 in my tutorial.... Next time count better dude.....