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UberBarista
Too much coffee...

Age 43, Male

office lackey

Caffeine University

Joined on 7/9/03

Level:
36
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14,184 / 14,390
Exp Rank:
1,801
Vote Power:
7.75 votes
Audio Scouts
10+
Rank:
Sergeant
Global Rank:
1,498
Blams:
3,763
Saves:
2,141
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24%
Whistle:
Normal
Medals:
136
Gear:
12

UberBarista's News

Posted by UberBarista - November 13th, 2020


17 years later, a marriage, a mortgage, 3 boys, 2 dogs and a partridge in a pear tree, my NG’ers.


whats poppin?


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Posted by UberBarista - January 16th, 2011


It's been ages NG'ers ...

Lets see ... Normal whistle from Gold.
No new comments in over a year.
No messages.
Still not scouted.

But I still love this site.

Keep it real, lvl 36 4lyf yo.


Posted by UberBarista - October 2nd, 2009


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Posted by UberBarista - June 13th, 2009


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Got your brown flip flops, G?


Posted by UberBarista - September 20th, 2008


No one should ever have to abandon a Lamborghini 25th Anniversary Countach ...

... then again, it could be a kit car.

Tragedy; noun:


Posted by UberBarista - July 11th, 2008


Matches?

Anyone got a light?


Posted by UberBarista - June 30th, 2008


This year's MM was a blast. If you didn't come, shame on you. If you wanted to come, shame on you. If you didn't care, shame on you.

And now, I'm going to blatantly rip off NegativeONE, and copy his Thanks List.

Jonas - Wouldn't be the same without you, each year. You rock!
Aaron (Neg) - Glad you didn't sleep through this years Meet! Most of it anyway...
Adam (CaptainBob) - Thanks to you, everyone had a little captain in 'em.
Steve - The most hardcore of us all, always great to hang out with you each year.
Karl (Blue) - Like looking into a mirror that makes you appear younger and better-looking. (neg, you said it best)
Malachy - What a weirdo... nah, you're a great guy!
Matt (mighty) - You didn't get plastered this time, at least not to my knowledge...
Keith (avie) - Always good to see you!
Lindsay (mama) - Next time, make sure you don't fall asleep in Sharpie country.
Steven (Sardonic) - The most hyperactive person I have met in my life.
Viktor (Rucklo) - Great to finally meet you dude, and I hope your stay in DC will be as much fun!
Anna - I didn't get to really talk to you, but you're cool in my book any day.
Chris (JoS) - Never knew mounties got down like that.
Shawn (Afro) - You didn't miss your flight or get kicked out of any bars this year. Congrats!
Louis (Pox) - Wished I had a chance to chat more man, maybe next year. You're fun as always!
Luis - Too bad you're the only mexican this year. I wanted to be serenaded by mariachi's to sleep.
Mike - You're always a blast to hang with.
Tim - Grill Master Chief.
Bob - You didn't show any bobs. </3 >:(
Wade - Glad I wasn't the only Camera geek again!

And last but not least...

Tom - He's the fucking man.

After spending time with the crowd this year at the Mod Meet, Tom put away a keg by himself. He then proceeded to decorate Tim's jeep with Tankmen penis art.

What happens in the woods, stays in the ...


Posted by UberBarista - March 11th, 2008


So, the tenth (yesterday) was my 3 year mark for review modding.

Weeeeeeeeee.....

Feels like just yesterday I found NG. (1999)


Posted by UberBarista - December 27th, 2007


I feel like I have less and less time with each passing day, not to do the things that I want when I want to do them, but to make the most of what I have.

Meh...


Posted by UberBarista - October 30th, 2007


It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

Just another day...