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Newgs

Posted by UberBarista - November 13th, 2020


17 years later, a marriage, a mortgage, 3 boys, 2 dogs and a partridge in a pear tree, my NG’ers.


whats poppin?


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Alright. Fair enough. Penis.

I was gonna send you a PM to ask how the bloody hell are ya
but geez
you adulted pretty hard

I did. Life slapped me in the face with a huge cock once I left NG.

well I mean y'know it sounds like a nice cock at least
I have one of those things on your list lel
guess that means I was slapped by a testicle? or maybe just choked on a few pubes

Cock jokes aways bring out the newgs.

Muthafucka’s still one. Just literally now. Same same, but different.