UberBarista's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shaolin Boy Episode 4]

Plot?

I went back, and watched the others, and I wasn't quite able to see a solid plot really, not important I guess.

Graphics: Good job, as far as this category goes, though I am not a fan of the style.

Style: It seemed like you made the animation first, and then, made up the lines for the voice acting. Not a good job.....

Sound: As somewhat explained above, I didn't like the acting in this one, quality, and character were lacking.

Violence: No blood, but the little guy kicks some ass.

Interactivity: Meh, as long as you have two buttons, replay, and play, you get a base score from me here, even though nothing else at all about this was interactive.

Humor: I didn't find it funny, even if it was meant to be, which I kinda inferred that from it.

Overall: Good all around job, try adding some background to this next time, and increasing the quality of the acting, no offense.

Super-Blackball responds:

there was no back ground coz if u watch 3 he dies and goes to limbo where there is...nothing but thanks for the review man :) take care

[Lethal Sneezes]

Decent

Graphics: The graphics in this, were alright, but nothing really special, notable over use of Tweening, brought this score down a little.

Style: Just like the animation, I didn't really see anything, different, or interesting here, good overall though.

Sound: Wow, the sound, even though well thought out, and fitting, was way to low on quality.

Interactivity: At least you put a replay button at the end, not doing so, something that is becoming a trend now, is annoying.

Humor: They were funny skits, but, this animation needs more effort.

Overall: You worked hard on this, that much is noticeable, so I gave you a passing vote, hopefully this won't get blamed. Other artists on this site, somehow get a lot shittier movies through, so I don't think you'll have to worry about that.

faye-smith responds:

It's frame by frame... only 2 tweens in this, the bird and fence!
I worked hard on this, but i'm new to flash =D

Thanks for your review anyway

[The Motel]

LOL

Instantly added to favorites list.

That was great man! I totally expected to see Luigi tapping that ass. The animation, could have been smoother, since it is vector art, but this was well done, great use of MC's.

[Window Licker 04]

That was great!

Love the randomness, that must have took a while to do all the MC's for that.

Coffee-lock responds:

Well, not really.
Well yeah I guess it did. :(

[Crocfoot ::a silly poem::]

Interesting....

That was a nice little poem, I liked the way you did the vocals, with the minor distortion, it threw me off, but I listened closer, and could tell it was on purpose.

gambacurta responds:

That was just bad audio recording. But thanks for looking at the good side of it.

[DailyToon01162005]

WOW!!!!

Graphics: Learn how to draw, if you want to do animation.
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Style: OMG! All of you have mastered Tweening! Now try to actually try animating.
0
Sound: Awful, just awful. I guess when your movies, all suck harder than a crack whore blowing a cocaine covered penis, it matters not. Right?
0
Violence: I don't think dancing stick Hitler's, or a badly drawn Scarecrow vandalizing an five year olds depiction of a house, count as violence.
0
Interactivity: The Action Scripting was by far the best part of the submission. However, lack of back buttons in most of the shorts, and the "cut & paste" of Action Script, is obvious, since you preteens can't even make a passable submission without the blatant misuse of the portal.
1
Humor: Ha, please! Just the suggestion that this submission might have some, is the only funny thing here.
0
Overall: I don't think I really need to say more here.
0

TheStarSyndicate responds:

BARF!