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Plot?

I went back, and watched the others, and I wasn't quite able to see a solid plot really, not important I guess.

Graphics: Good job, as far as this category goes, though I am not a fan of the style.

Style: It seemed like you made the animation first, and then, made up the lines for the voice acting. Not a good job.....

Sound: As somewhat explained above, I didn't like the acting in this one, quality, and character were lacking.

Violence: No blood, but the little guy kicks some ass.

Interactivity: Meh, as long as you have two buttons, replay, and play, you get a base score from me here, even though nothing else at all about this was interactive.

Humor: I didn't find it funny, even if it was meant to be, which I kinda inferred that from it.

Overall: Good all around job, try adding some background to this next time, and increasing the quality of the acting, no offense.

Super-Blackball responds:

there was no back ground coz if u watch 3 he dies and goes to limbo where there is...nothing but thanks for the review man :) take care

Decent

Graphics: The graphics in this, were alright, but nothing really special, notable over use of Tweening, brought this score down a little.

Style: Just like the animation, I didn't really see anything, different, or interesting here, good overall though.

Sound: Wow, the sound, even though well thought out, and fitting, was way to low on quality.

Interactivity: At least you put a replay button at the end, not doing so, something that is becoming a trend now, is annoying.

Humor: They were funny skits, but, this animation needs more effort.

Overall: You worked hard on this, that much is noticeable, so I gave you a passing vote, hopefully this won't get blamed. Other artists on this site, somehow get a lot shittier movies through, so I don't think you'll have to worry about that.

faye-smith responds:

It's frame by frame... only 2 tweens in this, the bird and fence!
I worked hard on this, but i'm new to flash =D

Thanks for your review anyway

LOL

Instantly added to favorites list.

That was great man! I totally expected to see Luigi tapping that ass. The animation, could have been smoother, since it is vector art, but this was well done, great use of MC's.

Like the style!

I am usually a fan of better clearer work, but there is always a pencil sketch style flash out there that gets me right in the heart......

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO YOU TOO!

"I haven't even left the house in two weeks..."

"That would be awful, wouldn't it?"

That was even funnier than the previous one. God damn those are some huge nipples!

O_o

Boobs.....
expanding.....

LOL

That was great, keep up the NY shorts. Kinda reminiscent of the jiggly butt, what a combo those would make. Good to see the Starwhores fag freaking out in a cameo, are you going to do another coffee house spoof?

That was great!

Love the randomness, that must have took a while to do all the MC's for that.

Coffee-lock responds:

Well, not really.
Well yeah I guess it did. :(

Interesting....

That was a nice little poem, I liked the way you did the vocals, with the minor distortion, it threw me off, but I listened closer, and could tell it was on purpose.

gambacurta responds:

That was just bad audio recording. But thanks for looking at the good side of it.

Needs work......

Graphics: Well, there was some animation, but everything was stiff moving, and felt un-animated, plus not much detail was given to the characters.
4
Style: I didn't care for the way you did the movie, honestly, but at least it is not stick figures.
3
Sound: You got a ten just for NOFX.
Violence: There was some, but not real violence, like for example the opening with the aliens and guys jumping up and down, getting smoked out.
3
Interactivity: You made your own buttons, which means effort was put into this. Although the scene selection didn't work for me, and just played the movie? Work on your Action Scripting.
5
Humor: Ditto as what I said for Violence.
4
Overall: I gave you a five, because this was neither a bad, nor a great flash. You have shown some talent, and that you know what to do, you just need to refine your methods more. Flowing and smooth animation would have raised this by more than a couple of points score wise. Try not tweening everything. If you make a MC, that is used in only one scene, you can up the frame rate, by taking the tween, and breaking it up into individual frames. That way the Flash player can skip frames as needed, instead of showing the entire tween you put into the MC.
5

Casualty responds:

thanx for the help

WOW!!!!

Graphics: Learn how to draw, if you want to do animation.
0
Style: OMG! All of you have mastered Tweening! Now try to actually try animating.
0
Sound: Awful, just awful. I guess when your movies, all suck harder than a crack whore blowing a cocaine covered penis, it matters not. Right?
0
Violence: I don't think dancing stick Hitler's, or a badly drawn Scarecrow vandalizing an five year olds depiction of a house, count as violence.
0
Interactivity: The Action Scripting was by far the best part of the submission. However, lack of back buttons in most of the shorts, and the "cut & paste" of Action Script, is obvious, since you preteens can't even make a passable submission without the blatant misuse of the portal.
1
Humor: Ha, please! Just the suggestion that this submission might have some, is the only funny thing here.
0
Overall: I don't think I really need to say more here.
0

TheStarSyndicate responds:

BARF!

Too much coffee...

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