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UberBarista's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 136 (From 44 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,975 Points

A blobs tale 2

First Death Unlocked 3/26/10
5 Points
Life after death
Kill the Main Boss Unlocked 3/26/10
100 Points
Defeat the final boss.
Can't get enough! 50 Points Replay the game.
I don't need lives! 100 Points Finish the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/255 points)

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Hatter, Mad Unlocked 2/6/10
25 Points
The Hatter seems Madder.
Happy Hatter 25 Points You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Something Fishy 100 Points Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Clam Sham Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/200 points)

Alkie Kong 2

Six Pack Unlocked 3/24/09
5 Points
Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty Unlocked 3/24/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Defender Unlocked 3/24/09
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Great Listener 10 Points Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 3/16 (35/500 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 8/25/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 8/25/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET 5 Points Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! 5 Points Use a grenade.
AAARGH! 10 Points Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! 10 Points Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS 10 Points Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN 25 Points Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! 25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR 25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! 25 Points Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE 50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY 50 Points Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 8/30/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Chibi Knight

Dragon-slayer Unlocked 2/13/10
5 Points
Beat Island Beast
Furball-slayer Unlocked 2/13/10
10 Points
Beat Canyon Beast
Chibi-mage 10 Points Get all 4 spells
Demon-slayer 25 Points Defeat Demon Beast
Speed-runner 25 Points Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Worthy-chibi 25 Points Defeat all 3 knights
Grinder 50 Points Level up everything to level 8
Slash-n'-burn Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 3/13/10
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 8/21/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 8/21/09
10 Points
Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 8/21/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 8/21/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Movie Fan 10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist 10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
Collateral 25 Points Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Getting the Hang of it 50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There 50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 4/14 (55/500 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 8/20/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
PlaywithMyBalls Unlocked 8/20/09
50 Points
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
YouWin 25 Points You Win.
CuttinOutSweets 50 Points Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 2/10 (60/485 points)

Darnell's Recount

Floatin Unlocked 8/25/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 8/25/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)