Score: 7

"Don't listen to the last guy."

submission: Online Elite Freecell

date: February 15, 2005

Microsoft's Freecell is trash.

Pretty good job, this is a solid game.

Score: 6

"Neat...."

submission: Pigalator

date: February 15, 2005

But even with the rules, I was still somewhat confused as to what was going on. Making the directions clearer, and maybe making colored differences in your turn, and the computers, would help too.

Score: 8

"Like the style!"

submission: Hard Knocks

date: February 14, 2005

I am usually a fan of better clearer work, but there is always a pencil sketch style flash out there that gets me right in the heart......

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO YOU TOO!

Score: 8

"GREAT!"

submission: Dance Pilot

date: February 14, 2005

Defiantly a top 50 spot here on NG waiting for this submission.

Graphics: Well, There could have been more to the aesthetic side, but I think you did a great job with the layout, and trying to keep the game smooth looking without slowing down to much.

Style: The keyboard shaped ships perfectly fit the game. Nice touch with the lights around the display that went with the different corresponding beats.

Sound: The music was on point. Everything matched up perfectly. Not my favorite as beats go, but it was not annoying, and worked great with the game.

Violence: Not much here really, blow up ships, defeat sun boss, but nothing that really fit in as violence.

Interactivity: Well. The whole damn game was interactive! it depends on you to make the music, destroy different colors for different beats. Plus you had a nice menu set up at the main screen too.

Humor: The one thing I found funny, was the sound the boss makes when yo shoot him, nice touch there too.

Score: 8

""I haven't even left the house in two weeks...""

submission: Paper-Back Bust

date: February 10, 2005

"That would be awful, wouldn't it?"

That was even funnier than the previous one. God damn those are some huge nipples!

Score: 8

"O_o"

submission: Amplified Bible

date: February 10, 2005

Boobs.....
expanding.....

LOL

That was great, keep up the NY shorts. Kinda reminiscent of the jiggly butt, what a combo those would make. Good to see the Starwhores fag freaking out in a cameo, are you going to do another coffee house spoof?

Score: 9

"That was great!"

submission: Window Licker 04

date: February 10, 2005

Love the randomness, that must have took a while to do all the MC's for that.

Score: 8

"Interesting...."

submission: Crocfoot ::a silly poem::

date: February 10, 2005

That was a nice little poem, I liked the way you did the vocals, with the minor distortion, it threw me off, but I listened closer, and could tell it was on purpose.

Score: 5

"Needs work......"

submission: The world of Timo_rules

date: January 22, 2005

Graphics: Well, there was some animation, but everything was stiff moving, and felt un-animated, plus not much detail was given to the characters.
4
Style: I didn't care for the way you did the movie, honestly, but at least it is not stick figures.
3
Sound: You got a ten just for NOFX.
Violence: There was some, but not real violence, like for example the opening with the aliens and guys jumping up and down, getting smoked out.
3
Interactivity: You made your own buttons, which means effort was put into this. Although the scene selection didn't work for me, and just played the movie? Work on your Action Scripting.
5
Humor: Ditto as what I said for Violence.
4
Overall: I gave you a five, because this was neither a bad, nor a great flash. You have shown some talent, and that you know what to do, you just need to refine your methods more. Flowing and smooth animation would have raised this by more than a couple of points score wise. Try not tweening everything. If you make a MC, that is used in only one scene, you can up the frame rate, by taking the tween, and breaking it up into individual frames. That way the Flash player can skip frames as needed, instead of showing the entire tween you put into the MC.
5

Score: 0

"WOW!!!!"

submission: DailyToon01162005

date: January 17, 2005

Graphics: Learn how to draw, if you want to do animation.
0
Style: OMG! All of you have mastered Tweening! Now try to actually try animating.
0
Sound: Awful, just awful. I guess when your movies, all suck harder than a crack whore blowing a cocaine covered penis, it matters not. Right?
0
Violence: I don't think dancing stick Hitler's, or a badly drawn Scarecrow vandalizing an five year olds depiction of a house, count as violence.
0
Interactivity: The Action Scripting was by far the best part of the submission. However, lack of back buttons in most of the shorts, and the "cut & paste" of Action Script, is obvious, since you preteens can't even make a passable submission without the blatant misuse of the portal.
1
Humor: Ha, please! Just the suggestion that this submission might have some, is the only funny thing here.
0
Overall: I don't think I really need to say more here.
0