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Score: 7
Totally Five Live

"Call me Mr. Blowjob."

submission: Totally Five Live
date: March 5, 2005

LOL, damn that was a great flash, though it had some side splitting flaws that make me want to take back my vote I gave it.

Graphics: No complaints here, this defiantly is front page quality here.

Style: I love the way you did each character with the faux cell shading, plus attention to detail was wonderful here.

Sound: I started to chuckle just when I heard these bad ass looking anthropomorphic rabbits talk. Then the hilarity that ensued almost made me cry, this is great stuff!

Violence: You get a one for the whole axe deal, WTF?? Even though there was no real violence here.

Interactivity: Ok, so this is where you get minus several million for just trying. The play button was ugly looking, and also did not work properly. It presented itself before the movie was loaded, and then wouldn't play. Once the movie finished loading, I had to press it again, and it still hesitated. All the while there was little bits of noise from the soundtrack after pressing play. Also no replay button, a big deal here. It's so annoying to watch something great like this, and then to see little details like these ignored.

Humor: ".......from now on, you shall call me Mr. Blowjob" Enough said!

Overall: I gave this a seven overall, because it is a great piece of work, but it needs much to be done on the Action-script side.

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Score: 8
PEACETANK

"LOL, Nice"

submission: PEACETANK
date: March 3, 2005

It's always great to see more work from you in the Portal.

Graphics: Great as always, smooth, well drawn.

Style: Coming from a fan, I know its only flattery, but this animation was greatly done, with masterful MC's.

Sound: Very fitting for the animation, though it reminded me of your "dancing with Grenades" skit.

Violence: Plenty of it, though no blood, mayhem reigned!

Interactivity: Replay button, was nicely done, yet simple, and just doing your own, plays a lot of this score.

Humor: Completely random humor, is always one of your strong point, and it was not lacking in this movie.

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Score: 6
Street Challenge

"Cool game!"

submission: Street Challenge
date: March 1, 2005

Graphics: they weren't bad, but far from dazzling, a few more changes to character design, and it would have made the game look much better.

Style: I like the way everything was laid out, but the way the character design was setup, felt kinda plain to me.

Sound: I love JZ, he's one of the few rappers I actually like, and listen to, but that hook being played over and over was fucking annoying after a while.

Violence: N/A

Interactivity: Gave you a ten all the way for the work that it must have taken to get the physics to act right.

Humor: Some of the possible character setups were hilarious! I had to give a little to the score here.

Overall: Good game, I actually played this over a couple of times, very interesting.

Author's Response:

Hey thanks... Really, I never was good at drawing people.

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Score: 9
Cereal KIllers Series 1

"lol"

date: February 25, 2005

Very reminiscent of the Garbage Pail Kids.

Pretty cool though, and well done, can't wait to see more.

Author's Response:

That's the best compliment I've had on these. GPKs were awesome cards. Thanks!

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Score: 5
Shaolin Boy Episode 4

"Plot?"

date: February 18, 2005

I went back, and watched the others, and I wasn't quite able to see a solid plot really, not important I guess.

Graphics: Good job, as far as this category goes, though I am not a fan of the style.

Style: It seemed like you made the animation first, and then, made up the lines for the voice acting. Not a good job.....

Sound: As somewhat explained above, I didn't like the acting in this one, quality, and character were lacking.

Violence: No blood, but the little guy kicks some ass.

Interactivity: Meh, as long as you have two buttons, replay, and play, you get a base score from me here, even though nothing else at all about this was interactive.

Humor: I didn't find it funny, even if it was meant to be, which I kinda inferred that from it.

Overall: Good all around job, try adding some background to this next time, and increasing the quality of the acting, no offense.

Author's Response:

there was no back ground coz if u watch 3 he dies and goes to limbo where there is...nothing but thanks for the review man :) take care

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Score: 8
Al Qaeda's Revenge

"OMGAWD!"

submission: Al Qaeda's Revenge
date: February 18, 2005

You sick bastard!!!!!

Good job!

Graphics: I liked the way you had everything laid out, but you could have spent more time on the way the guy cut, kinda felt cheap after a while, like just one different variation on how he moved the sword, could have made it look greater.

Style: Umm, yeah, this had no style what so ever. There fore it GAINED style points! ;)

Sound: "Hot blooded...." Enough said.

Violence: LOL

Interactivity: Very interactive, it takes skill to be a sadistic fuck in this game.

Humor: What can I say? I laughed the entire time!

Overall: Now you just need to offend everyone else.

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Score: 5
Lethal Sneezes

"Decent"

submission: Lethal Sneezes
date: February 17, 2005

Graphics: The graphics in this, were alright, but nothing really special, notable over use of Tweening, brought this score down a little.

Style: Just like the animation, I didn't really see anything, different, or interesting here, good overall though.

Sound: Wow, the sound, even though well thought out, and fitting, was way to low on quality.

Interactivity: At least you put a replay button at the end, not doing so, something that is becoming a trend now, is annoying.

Humor: They were funny skits, but, this animation needs more effort.

Overall: You worked hard on this, that much is noticeable, so I gave you a passing vote, hopefully this won't get blamed. Other artists on this site, somehow get a lot shittier movies through, so I don't think you'll have to worry about that.

Author's Response:

It's frame by frame... only 2 tweens in this, the bird and fence!
I worked hard on this, but i'm new to flash =D

Thanks for your review anyway

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Score: 9
The Motel

"LOL"

submission: The Motel
date: February 16, 2005

Instantly added to favorites list.

That was great man! I totally expected to see Luigi tapping that ass. The animation, could have been smoother, since it is vector art, but this was well done, great use of MC's.

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Score: 7
deleteps04

"Pretty good"

submission: deleteps04
date: February 15, 2005

Although the game play kinda goes by too slow.

The music fits nice, but the winning sound is so cheesy. I love FF but come on man!

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Score: 2
Action Script - V1

"ActionScript"

submission: Action Script - V1
date: February 15, 2005

Learn how to use it before you upload a flash about AS.

Examples:

Clicked "MC run from mouse" it went to how to make a button invisible.
* Clicked back in same area, it went to the Pre-loader screen.

Clicked "MC jumps" it went to MC runs away.
* Clicked back in same area, it went to the Pre-loader screen.

Clicked "Invisible Button" it went to Follows mouse.
* Clicked back in same area, it went to the Pre-loader screen.

"Follows Mouse" is the only menu item that worked right.

WORST TUTORIAL EVER.

Author's Response:

Sorry, ill fix them, ASAP.

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