Score: 8

"Fucking hilarous!"

submission: Malltime Musings 4

date: June 9, 2005

Some of these, are those, and some of....wtf mate? lol Man, this had me rolling in laughter. The whole skit was just pure comic genius. you should keep these coming more often, if you have the time too. because this was gold. Pure gold.

Graphics: Not bad, not bad at all, nice and smooth, good tween jobs on the eyes and eyebrows. The characters could use a bit more detail, like LEGS, but, meh. It's a skit.

Style: The presentation of this movie, was done perfectly for what it is, the complete randomness, the them those they gag, I loved it all.

Sound: Great job on the sound quality, the voices were clear and easy to hear, along with the few sound effects.

Violence: Eh, does 'Them' count as a danger?

Interactivity: Meh, the basics, but that's just like every single movie on NG recently.

Humor: 'and now for a dancing donut'

Overall: This belongs in the top 50, no doubt about it, I hope you get the votes that matter.

Score: 9

"....O_o"

submission: Lilium

date: June 9, 2005

Wow... that was truly weird, and slightly disturbing. The whole presentation was extremely well done, and the effect that the slides and text has, is truly masterful. The story that follows, is one of the most truly disturbing things I have seen on this site, that will pass judgment.

A sibling killing for evil, to gain friendship, is indeed, fitting for this morbid looking child.

Graphics: Simple, yet amazing in detail, though roughly drawn.

Style: Very gothic, with a nice twist on a silent movie idea, beautifully organized into a chilling story.

Sound: Without the movie playing, the score used is chilling, with the movie... Electrifyingly morbid, and emotional.

Violence: Well, killing ones mother, and aborting her unborn brother, to give the fetus to an evil shadow (el diablo, perhaps?) Would have to qualify as extremely violent, though subtle, albeit.

Interactivity: Custom preloader, custom button, and it successfully looped back to play when finished, is good enough for me.

Humor: N/A

Overall: I loved this submission, and will be watching for more of your work to come.

Score: 7

"That was great!"

submission: Jet Plane

date: June 6, 2005

I'm a huge Sinatra fan, so I defiantly had hopes this wasn't some kind of joke, or stick figures. Or a lame ass attempt by the SS to get another crap movie passed. Anyway, back to the movie. I loved the animation, but it lacked in more than a few areas, which I'll cover below.

Graphics: For the most part, the graphics were great, and could have used a little more work in some parts of the videolike the jet sequence or the 'face' of Ole' blue eyes himself. Which looked nothing like him.

Style: I loved your version and take on 60's art appeal, it fit very nicely for the movie/video.

Sound: Eh, what can I say? Loved it.

Violence: N/A

Interactivity: Only the basic NG Preloader, was on this, which was rather dull to see, on top of that, it's the only interactive thing in the whole movie. So no praise can be found here, and this also, will be bringing the score for the review I gave down as well.

Humor: N/A - but, it would have been nice to see some.

Overall: A decent submission, with a great composition.

Score: 9

"Awesome job!"

submission: Valhalla Knights

date: May 17, 2005

That has been the most graphically stunning Flash movie I have seen in a very long time. Everything about it was beautiful! The detail was so crisp and clear, and even small things like the reflection of the buildings on the cars windshield were not left out. This is guaranteed to make number one on the "Top Fifty" on NG without a doubt in my mind!

Graphics: Beautiful! The characters are well drawn, and proportioned.

Style: I'm not a huge fan of Anime or anything really, but this does the genre justice! Could easily be a TV show.

Sound: the voice acting and music, were perfect and appropriate to their respective places, and also on cue the scenes.

Violence: The opening fight was stunning and well choreographed and the angles helped with the overall scene.

Interactivity: Well, first off, the preloader sucked, but was decent for it's job, A movie this big, should have had a stream option for people on DSL or higher, like me.

Humor: At first it seemed to me this was just another animation that took itself too seriously. That is until Peterson debuted. I got a good laugh at that, from there on, the movie had a more lighthearted feel to it.

Overall: Grade A animation, solid story-line, beautiful presentation. I will be looking forward to more of your work.

Score: 7

"Not bad..."

submission: Pokemon Short

date: April 10, 2005

But I'm not a Pokemon fan anyway.

Nice job on the sprite edits, and the dialog boxes, this was pretty good, considering how old you were when you first made it.

BTW, sound needs improvement, I couldn't hardly hear anything even with the volume up, and I couldn't find much humor to it, though like I said, I'm not a Pokemon fan.

Score: 7

"Good job"

submission: DK Mine Madness

date: April 10, 2005

I liked this submission, though it being fairly simple.

I never have played DKC but I have seen enough of the game to know this was a great effort to reproduce one of the fun parts of the game.

The overall outlook of the game is nice, but maybe a little too hard.

I had trouble getting past the first big hill, because of the hole at the bottom. Another thing to look at, for a possible update, is the scoring system, it just froze on what I had when I first started, and only added to my score each time i replayed the game. Not very accurate.

Score: 9

"LOL"

submission: Miss.Dynamite XVII

date: April 1, 2005

You know, Sirkowski....

You pretty much nailed 80% of the reviewers on Newgrounds, on that last part of the movie.

I should know.... I'm a Review Moderator here on NG.

Great animation as usual, I love how you are always finding new styles to use for your movies, and the way you implement them.

Graphics: Be-a-utiful as always.

Style: Very impressive story boarding quality, visual effects like the flowers, and the guitar strumming were nice touches, made it feel like a music video.

Sound: I didn't care much for the quality here, I could here distortion in Miss Dynamite's voice.. : /

Violence: Heh, STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS YOU.... that scene says it all to me.

Interactivity: I was confused at first, I thought it might be a sim for a second there... same stuff as usual from you... a menu and stuff like scene select would be a great addition to this already masterful animation.

Humor: Not as funny as your take on the Terri Shiavo case, but still made me laugh any how.

Overall: A great piece of work, keep it up!

Score: 7

"Now that's what I call great!"

submission: "target practice" W.W.W

date: April 1, 2005

I was just waiting for the day this would happen!

Great parody, dude! Keep it up!

Score: 7

"LOL.... Nice"

submission: Medical Marijuana

date: March 10, 2005

But there are some flaws in this flash's facts about Marijuana.

Don't get me wrong before I start, because I realize it's meant to be funny.

Ok, so first off, Medical Marijuana is not approved by the federal government, or the FDA, but it is legally used and prescribed in the great state of California. Now yes, the federal government triumphs all state governments, but it is not fully prosecuted in California by the DEA.

Secondly, the deal with the DEA not allowing research is utter Bullshit.

Marijuana is grown, legally, with permission from the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT, in Oxford Mississippi. For the sole purpose, to study its medical purposes, and harmful, and non-harmful, and legal uses, by students at Ole Miss University.

Anyway, nice flash, made me laugh, nice custom buttons, with a definite hint of sarcasm.

Score: 10

"LOL...BEEP...ing LOL"

submission: A New Bunny

date: March 9, 2005

S....BEEP...., that was f....BEEP.... hilarious. I can't f....BEEP.... believe all the f....BEEP.... g....BEEP.... d....BEEP.... f....BEEP.... cussing in this f....BEEP.... movie.

F....BEEP.... awesome! I literally f....BEEP.... laughed my a....BEEP.... off for f....BEEP.... hour over all the ....BEEP........BEEP........BEEP.... in this movie.

The f....BEEP.... action figure f....BEEP.... laser beam eyes, being chased down the f....BEEP.... mountain..... oh man!

Great movie. Make more.

Please? ^_^