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Score: 10
Weird Al's Best

"hahaha"

submission: Weird Al's Best
date: July 17, 2007

That wa sexcellently pulled off. The shear amnout of coordination to match up a fast paced song to scene changes is difficult enough to make a man go crazy! From start to finish.. a sexy master piece.

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Score: 10
The NG Redesign Collab

"fuck fuck fuck"

date: July 17, 2007

I laughed so hard....

I literally had a coughing fit. That is the funniest shit I have seen years. Ya'll all did a spanktastic job, congrats and keep them coming!!!!!1!!1!!!11

<b>watching it again!!!!</b>

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Score: 10
Tales from Mod Meat 07

"hahaha nice concept..."

date: June 23, 2007

Though none of you get it. Unless of course you were here. Long story short, a mod misses the train and goes emo.

^_-

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Score: 10
Jerry

"I don't normally ever give out all tens..."

submission: Jerry
date: June 21, 2007

But this moving sure as fucking hell deserved it. Brilliant set up from start to finish. The fluidity of the animation is also another thing that adds to the overall appeal here; not many movies going through the portal take so much effort that was put into this single movie. The syncing with the rapid scene changes, the motions, I could go on and on here. Another great part, is all the stereotypes built into the story of it, from gold diggers to the doldrums of middle america workers.

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Score: 9
JerryFalwellvsTinkyWinky

"lol"

date: May 16, 2007

If you didn't like Mr. Falwell then you'd probably love this short animation loop.

G: Smooth and clear animation as always from Sirkowski's style.

S: If satanic Teletubbies is your thing, haha.

S: Weird is all I can say.

V: Jerry's "O" face - brilliant.

I: Load's and plays in an endless loop, so no credit here, though the loop could have been smoother.

H: BRILLIANT!

*puts down Guinness*

O: Worth the laugh for the effort put into it.

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Score: 9
Phoenix Wrong: Last Stand

"Awesome."

date: November 18, 2006

LOL, seriously, I haven't laughed so hard at any flash movie on NG in a long time. Kudos to you guys. Some of the lip synching was off by a hair, but otherwise, this was a flawless mashup.

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Score: 8
ClickDragType 2

"Nice puzzle set! (FAQ below review)"

submission: ClickDragType 2
date: May 24, 2006

Graphics: Even though this was a well written game, the game has somewhat dull graphics.
Style: Same as with the graphics, which are closely related in an flash game, it had a lackluster appeal.
Sound: I'm sorry, I just hated the menu music, thank god you could turn it off. I wasn't keen on having to use the speakers on my laptop for some of the puzzles, especially the one where the phone rings and announces the code a little too fast.
Violence: None.
Interactivity: Very interactive, the fact there are no instructions, greatly encourages people to play with the entire screen to find what does what and how. Great idea implemented here, I believe.
Humor: None.
Overall: Well rounded game for size and playability. sure to keep anyone happily frustrated as they go through the different puzzles.

~~FAQ FOR PLAYERS~~

Check the Where is/How to forum on NG for the complete answers and screen shots from ornery_scotsman!

Copy & paste the below, after dot com, in the URL for NG.

/bbs/topic.php?id=491035

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Score: 9
Prowlies at the River

"One of the greatest..."

date: April 9, 2006

Flash movies of all time. I seriously loved it. The fluidity of the style, the clear crisp quality of the entire movie, front to end. The part where the prowlies get busy and attack is hilarious!

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Score: 9
StarCraft FA 3

"Superb!"

submission: StarCraft FA 3
date: August 1, 2005

First off, I just wanted to say that this is an amazing game! So much fun, infact, I just had to crack the Advanced Menu! Which I did:

newgrounds .com /bbs/topic.php?id=317208

Graphics: Beautifully done with original sprites from the StarCraft series, and original menu concepts, and presentation throughout the game.

Style: I'm actually not a fan at all of RPG like games like StarCraft, but I found this to be an extremely fun game to play. I just might go and buy a copy now because it changed my mind of the series.

Sound: Original music from the game, I suppose, maybe some new sounds or not, I couldn't tell, but this was pulled off perfectly, no breaks, smooth looping, and clear as well.

Violence: Well, you blow up aliens, thats the whole point of the game. Tons of blood, and bones fly! Not extremely gory but definitely not for kids.

Interactivity: Well, this seems, to be a penultimate use of ActionScript. Fluid, original menus, tons of sub menus, secret cheat menus, and almost full customization of the game!

Humor: HAHA, I don't want to spoil it for everyone else, but the last boss made me crack up! I definitely didn't see him coming. Well....maybe with that huge flashing text going OMG!!...........Infested....P...Com...g

Overall: Grade A from start to finish, this definitely deserves front page for all the hard work put into it.

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Score: 10
Dad 'n Me

"-Penultimate-"

submission: Dad 'n Me
date: July 28, 2005

Graphics: Dan, wow, you really have out done yourself here. The games is so crisps and clear, the characters look like this could be on a console instead of my computer screen, it's that fucking good. No doubt though, this will be a a console game soon though, it's too good to be a NG exclusive. The animation is fluid, and smooth, even on high quality. I know it takes a fast computer though to pull off what this flash deals out.

Style: Throw in a pinch of Final Fight, a dash of Double Dragon, a table spoon of Flash, and three geniuses whole, together, and you get the style of this game. Anyone who grew up in the 8-bit age knows what I mean, this is a classic for the ages, something that has tons of replay value.
Even the adverts ( :P ) looked great and fit in! Everything about this game, down to the opening skit, with the kids running was stunning.

Sound: The sound I loved, very moody and dark, especially the bully, and boss fights. really fir the mood of the game, and didn't feel out of place at all. Very professional, I was really impressed. Though why wouldn't I be? The death music, even though simplistic, I really liked, kinda had a Jason/Friday 13th feel too it. Which is perfect for these two unstoppable serial killers.

Violence: What can I really say here? This game is about two serial killers, a father and son team. For me, this duo goes down in the books of great video game pairings, like Super mario Brothers, Double dragon, Donkey Kong Country, Sonic and Tails, etc etc etc. The blood splattering is perfect, the combos are wild, and the game play is intense.

Interactivity: Tom, my man, you made a already lifetime fan, extremely impressed! The menus, and movement, combos, and environment are beautiful and lovingly created. Really, I kid not when I say this game makes Alien Homind (flash version) look like a pet project.

Humor: What's better than beating up kids and throwing them into propane tanks, or moving vehicles while pulling off multiple combos? Ok, ok, I'm a sick twisted bastard, but still. I laughed all through the first play. And the second time through, ad the third, and fourth.....

Overall: One of the best video games I have ever seen, and played, period. This is a true gem, and a perfect example of what you and dan can do.

Now excuse me, I have to go play it again. <3

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