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Score: 10
When Pigs Fly

"Retro torture"

submission: When Pigs Fly
date: October 16, 2009

Masochistic fun for achievement whores, wrapped up in 8-bit form.

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Score: 6
Newgrounds Pass 3

"Interesting"

submission: Newgrounds Pass 3
date: August 25, 2009

Nice little mini-game theme to the whole game here. Some of the games could use a little tweaking, like the Tricky Madness level where when you jump on a moving platform... you don't move with it.

Overall a solid game.

P.S. I like how I'm listed as various sources for the Angrie Gear I MADE.

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Score: 5
Sudoku Omega

"Solid game..."

submission: Sudoku Omega
date: August 26, 2008

This was not a bad stab at the tried and true platform of sudoku. The problems created though, by it's design are really it's only fall back. The color grid is hard to read because they darken after being filled and the fancy font used was not easy to read either. The two major points to focus on when making a NUMBER BASED GAME, is legibility and simplicity in design. Both marks were missed in this game.

October 12, 2008

Author's Response:

I see...

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Score: 7
Micro Racers 2

"SO I beat the game... No big finale"

submission: Micro Racers 2
date: July 10, 2008

This game needs options, and prizes, etc, etc; it just feels like it's unfinished.

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Score: 4
Happy B-Day BlueHippo

"Not enough hippo."

date: July 10, 2008

AWWWWWWWWWW :3

The wrong name for the song was kinda funny. 4/10 4'd

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Score: 9
Bambee

"One of the best."

submission: Bambee
date: February 19, 2008

This movie was perfectly executed. Sure to become one of the classics on NG.

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Score: 10
Inside the mind of SBC

"Eye Rape..."

date: January 30, 2008

...But the good kind.

Good work you fat bastard.

January 30, 2008

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*jiggles*

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Score: 10
How to be a Guitar Hero

"Not flash, but ..."

date: December 10, 2007

It was awesome anyway! My favorite part was where you just laid it down and started slapping the keys. I dunno why that cracked me up so much. Overall it's a great parody of all the show-off's on YouTube and other sites.

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Score: 9
Alkie Kong 2

"Great game"

submission: Alkie Kong 2
date: September 13, 2007

Smooth animation blended with a great concept for this side scroller. The music was nice too,very fitting for the game itself.

September 13, 2007

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Smoother than a 40 oz bottle of Brew-Co Malt Liquor wut wut

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Score: 8
Blamformers!

"Pretty damn good!"

submission: Blamformers!
date: July 18, 2007

A lot of talent in this collab, some could have used work though. Most of the artwork was fine, all of the audio was great! The only major area that needed more effort was concept. Most of these shorts had no punch line. At least not great ones. Still overall, it was a humorous collection and another great collab on NG.

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