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UberBarista

Natural Harvest

Posted by UberBarista Nov. 20, 2008 @ 9:39 PM EST

A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

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22 Comments

Nov. 20, 2008 | 11:08 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

oh my goodness.

...

that's something to put on the christmas list. :D

Nov. 20, 2008 | 11:41 PM UberBarista responds:

No doubt for your parents!

Nov. 22, 2008 | 3:14 AM Monocrom says:

Flan is delicious. Nuff said.

Nov. 22, 2008 | 1:02 PM UberBarista responds:

Somehow I knew you would agree.

Nov. 23, 2008 | 3:54 AM Monocrom says:

Sam's cock tastes like WIN!

Nuff said.

Nov. 23, 2008 | 12:26 PM UberBarista responds:

Now you're losing me.

Nov. 24, 2008 | 1:42 AM Monocrom says:

Only the very HardCore get to taste it. :P

Nov. 24, 2008 | 9:40 PM UberBarista responds:

Guess that counts you out.

Nov. 25, 2008 | 1:25 AM Monocrom says:

Aww, you ain't right.

Keep your spermy treats. I'm going to go hug Jade for awhile. :)

Nov. 25, 2008 | 3:09 PM UberBarista responds:

Cool, ask her how her mum liked the cookbook.

Nov. 26, 2008 | 3:45 AM Monocrom says:

Okay, I will.

But her comp is broken. Might be awhile before she replies.

Nov. 27, 2008 | 5:42 PM UberBarista responds:

Thanks, I also have some mail that needs to be sent out, with a few packages, if you don't mind.

Nov. 28, 2008 | 2:59 AM Monocrom says:

Sorry, I'm outta stamps.

BTW, Jade said she's likely not getting that cookbook after all. Too bad....

Nov. 29, 2008 | 5:51 PM UberBarista responds:

Are you stalking me now?

Nov. 30, 2008 | 5:10 AM Monocrom says:

Would you like me to stalk you? :D

Nov. 30, 2008 | 4:01 PM UberBarista responds:

no.

Nov. 30, 2008 | 3:03 PM EYEL0VEPOOZY says:

no one gives a shit >:(

Nov. 30, 2008 | 4:00 PM UberBarista responds:

Not clever enough, troll.

Dec. 1, 2008 | 3:05 AM Monocrom says:

Looks like you missed the "The Graduate" in-joke.

Fine, I'll go back to stalking the cool Mods. :P

Dec. 1, 2008 | 9:44 AM UberBarista responds:

Wait. There's cool mods?

Dec. 1, 2008 | 5:42 PM Monocrom says:

Who knows.... Someday, you might be as popular as Dobio, Jade, or Captain-Jack. ;)

Dec. 1, 2008 | 9:13 PM UberBarista responds:

I'd need to be a little more attention-whorish to accomplish that. ;)

Dec. 1, 2008 | 9:19 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

I want the testicle cookbook.

written by a guy with one testicle.

lul

Dec. 2, 2008 | 8:23 PM UberBarista responds:

Lance Armstrong made a cookbook?

Dec. 2, 2008 | 3:44 AM Monocrom says:

Very true.

You should get on that, right away!

I wish Captain-Jack still wanted attention from New Grounds. :'(

Dec. 2, 2008 | 8:23 PM UberBarista responds:

Or not, and she's still around.

Dec. 3, 2008 | 3:09 AM Monocrom says:

She might still be around..... But we'll never get any new pics of her smiling face. :(

Dec. 17, 2008 | 11:31 PM iscrulz says:

What a way to spice up any dish. I ordered a batch of formula 401.

Dec. 22, 2008 | 11:28 AM mwmike says:

Wow...

Dec. 25, 2008 | 2:53 AM Monocrom says:

Merry Christmas! W00t!!

Dec. 26, 2008 | 3:28 AM JadeTheAssassin says:

merry holidays, Paul <3

Dec. 31, 2008 | 3:41 PM ObviousTroll says:

sup uberbatista

Jan. 1, 2009 | 3:04 PM JadeTheAssassin says:

happy new year, paul.

come back soon, okie?

Jan. 3, 2009 | 3:16 AM MissingNYC says:

im disgusted... yet curious... not to try i them, but to use that as a prank

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